If you ask me why I don't always do as you say.

It's simply because I know best.

I'm a terrier remember and following rules never puts my skills to full stretch.

I keep myself toned and all senses well honed

To cope with matters of urgency

For I'm in charge here and you must be aware

That I deal with every emergency

We're invaded by pigeons and squirrels and frogs

My patrol of the garden is ceaseless.

I dig all those holes just to trap a few moles,

A passing fox or weasel.

That cat on the gate is a crying disgrace

I'm biding my time to dispatch her

The mouse in the cupboard is really a rat

I've plans in the pipeline to snatch her

You complain about barking ..well it's mostly for laughing

And I'm perfectly charming to friends.

But I can abide liberties, presumptions and subtleties

From dogs who may wish to offend.

I admit to some issues…on chewing and tweaking

And loafing on sofas and chairs

But even when snoozing I'm ready and willing

And quick as a flash I'll be there.

For you know that I love you with all that I am

And all that I have is yours

And all of my life like that green, green grass is yours and yours and yours

"With apologies to Leo Marks and Violette"

Lucy Jackson